Ended up drinking last night….

I am buzzing to start my new job in August at HSBC, but I will miss teleperformance so much, for the simple fact that I will never get away with the same shit as I do now, for example….

Michaela and I were working at 8 this morning. She had lost her phone, and my alarm didn’t go off. We woke up at 9.50. Freaked the fuck out, ran about the house like absolute fannies.

I text my manager asking if he could authorise us to start at 11.30, he agreed, excellent.

Got in to work, and was offered a further half day and two more holidays!

AMAZZZZIIIING

Best day yet, the sun is shining and not back at work till Monday now…..

Yaldi

crappybird:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

Xxxxxx

Not posted in a while! That was possibly one of the most wild weekends I have ever experienced. I need a bath to cleanse my soul and lots of weed. Working 7am-8pm tomorrow….. cries.

  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
  • psyducker:

    *standing at the wedding alter*

    spouse: i do

    me: same

    dulect:

    no need to thank me

    your credit card will do

    ma-jenka:

    When people walk slow in front of you

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    markfuckscows:

Wow Internet Explorer is actually useful for something!