"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
 Frank Zappa (via feellng)


"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

Ended up drinking last night….

I am buzzing to start my new job in August at HSBC, but I will miss teleperformance so much, for the simple fact that I will never get away with the same shit as I do now, for example….

Michaela and I were working at 8 this morning. She had lost her phone, and my alarm didn’t go off. We woke up at 9.50. Freaked the fuck out, ran about the house like absolute fannies.

I text my manager asking if he could authorise us to start at 11.30, he agreed, excellent.

Got in to work, and was offered a further half day and two more holidays!


Best day yet, the sun is shining and not back at work till Monday now…..



do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’


Not posted in a while! That was possibly one of the most wild weekends I have ever experienced. I need a bath to cleanse my soul and lots of weed. Working 7am-8pm tomorrow….. cries.

  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
  • psyducker:

    *standing at the wedding alter*

    spouse: i do

    me: same


    no need to thank me

    your credit card will do


    When people walk slow in front of you